saigon random narratives

9:13 AM

I stepped out of Tan Son Nhat International Airport arrival exit. I spotted Monette in the middle of the crowd of friends and families of arriving passengers. That particular moment felt like a halftone vignette in 30 degree-sephia, captured in slow motion. Slow-mo mainly because of our heavy backpacks but also because we missed each other so much after months of separation. We ran to hug each other right in the middle of a Vietnamese audience–Like a cheesy Bea and John Lloyd scene minus the romance.

I was overwhelmed with the fact that we were off to start our summer in the exact place that inspired the hit Broadway musical Miss Saigon. But we immediately walked towards a corner where we can put our backpacks down, light some cancer sticks and started blurting-out random rants.

10:10 AM

As we approach Ho Chi Minh city, we couldn’t help but comment on the Vietnamese quirky fashion sense, the flaky take on modern french-asian residential architecture, the absence of mass public transportation, and the streets being curbed by motorcades of Honda bikes and Vespas.

11:14 AM

Kitty, the hotel receptionist who never ran out of city maps which seemed like she is pulling it out of her a**, was very accommodating and nice to give us tips on where to go for a good food trip.

We spent the preceding night in two different airports, munching on overpriced transit food and we were dying to eat a real meal. We head off to our first Vietnamese brunch feast at a local restaurant serving a hearty bowl of Pho right at the corner of Tran Hung Dao street.

I couldn’t really figure out how to eat a stack of fresh greens served on a separate plate, until a local customer from the other table demonstrated it for me. To our pleasant surprise, the dishes only cost no more than two dollars each and the whole garden of coriander, mint, parsley, basil, bermuda grass and lime on your plate was actually free of charge.

12:46 PM

Starbucks, apparently, is non-existent in the city. Which totally makes sense if your country can pull one wicked blend par beyond what neighboring nations can serve. A glass of a traditional Vietnamese iced coffee is a concoction of 1/4 glass freshly pressed grounds, 1/6 condensed milk and a whole load of ice. The bold texture and strong aroma will keep you awake while sitting in specially arranged side street chairs designed for people bitching watching.

Most of people that we met were so nice and sweet, like their wicked fruit and yoghurt dessert that almost gave me a heart attack. Coming from Singapore where people has R.U.D.E. spelled in their name suffixes, Saigon was a breath of fresh air. Everyone is smiling and locals are very soft spoken that even if they are arguing you would think they are singing, until you see one of them spouting blood from the neck.

The vendors, waiters, random people, despite the language barrier they have a way to communicate with foreign visitors like us, and it often comes with polite gesture and subtle smile.

2:02 PM

We hopped from one al fresco stall to another, killing time by watching people pass by, food sampling and Monette’s regular beer lavage. Our conversation was interrupted when a small boy jumped on my lap from nowhere. And he started reaching for a bottle of Saigon Beer. The boy was so adorable that instead of freaking out and shooing him away, we just let him invade our private corner. I wanted to slip him into my bag and take him home as souvenir. He could have been a cute little backpack key chain. We enjoyed that moment and savored the free and easy spirit of the city.

3:15 PM

We got a pre-conceived notion that this trip will be one of those Cheap Holidays where we can just take it easy, sleep in the hostel’s veranda and munch on stalks of lemon grass that we picked from the road side. But when the money changer staff handed out our converted Dongs, we almost farted with astonishment with the amount of cash in hour hands. We were millionaires! (48 US dollars is about a million Dongs, March 2011) And it made us feel so rich (and famous) that once again, we violated the Flip’n Creed #2.

We splurged!

We tried out several local favorites like the Banh Mi and Bo Kho. And just like any other Vietnamese plates, these dishes were deluged with greens. Bo Kho is a stewed beef and carrot in lemon grass, Chinese five spice and coconut juice reduction.

Banh Mi is a relic of the old French Vietnam. It features thinly sliced pickled carrots and daikon, cucumbers, cilantro, chili peppers, pâté, mayonnaise and various meat fillings like roasted or grilled pork, steamed or roasted pork belly, Vietnamese sausage, chicken, head cheese and ham. All enveloped in crusty fresh baguette.

These authentic Vietnamese entrees were served in chic white china wares but may also be available in paper wraps with rubber band.

4:51 PM

Wherever you turn you head in this city, you will always see something interesting to munch for a few thousand Dongs, or even less. But interestingly, Saigon is zero obese-bility, Everybody is annoyingly skinny! Yes, Everybody.

What where they eating?

Are they actually eating at all?

So we spent the rest of the slow afternoon competing to spot at least a single chubby Vietnamese. And I thought I got lucky to see one…

… oh, sorry it was Monette!

We have sampled the fresh taste of Vietnam, the famous coffee, Saigon beer, french sandwich and the ever so Pho-pular bowl. We have taken some photos of the structures and landmarks we stumbled upon. We survived the crazy streets where we almost ended-up being road kills and killed time sitting our fat asses down on the side streets. Yet the millions in our pockets seemed to be untouched… And it is only Five in the afternoon.

“It is gonna be a long night ahead!”


  • http://www.pinayonthemove.com Grace

    Hey looks like you guys had a lot of foodie fun. I have to say Bahn Mi’s are my favorite. The pork pate with the cured meats are a perfect combination!

  • http://www.thedropoutdiaries.com The Dropout

    Jay-SUS — you were in my old stomping ground. I know each and every one of these places and you have made me so homesick. Great work!
    I’m dying to know what happens next…

  • http://boogiebee.tumblr.com Roselle

    haha! like i’ve always said… Monette will pass for a vietnamese. :)
    can’t wait to visit the city as well… Hello 2012 of travel fun.
    miss you both.. btw, the coffee left me drooling…

  • http://www.chyngreyes.com chyng

    sabit ako nextime.. yes ^_^

  • http://www.glamourgrannytravels.com inka

    Hi newly minted millionaires. You obviously had a great time and never had to starve ANd a few millions still left over. Sounds like a dream destination to me.

  • http://www.lakwatseradeprimera.com lakwatsera de primera

    Oh yeah , i’ll never forget that day when I first became a millionaire in Saigon.

  • http://batangbiyahera.blogspot.com/ Krizz

    Saigon was the last destination of our 3 weeks Vietnam trip last February. I like it but I somehow I prefer Hanoi because of it’s small town (Old Quarter) charm. Viet Food is heaven!

  • Vi Tupas

    Ron and Monette,

    May I know where you stayed in Saigon? Can you make an evaluation of the place, so I’ll know where to stay when visit Saigon. thanks.

    Vi

  • http://fliptravels.com/ flip’n travels

    @Grace… true, it was really nice, our fave was the one from the bus stopover, worth a dollar and drizzled with some kind of a soy sauce.

    @The Dropout… thanks, i think we know why you fell in love with it. hehehe thanks, stay tuned.

    @Boogs… miss you too teh. at may plan si bakla!

    @chyng… mali, kami sasabit sayo! hehehehe

    @inka… oh yes, we’re wishing that the day will come that we will be millionaires, even outside of vietnam… perhaps in Kuwait? hahaha

    @lakwatsera de primera… loved that feeling. hahaha although shocking when a resto bill goes to your table.

    @Krizz… we’re never been to hanoi, not yet… maybe end of this year en route to laos. thanks for dropping by

    @Vi Tupas… we stayed in Saigon Mini Hotel 5 in district 1… the review is up next, so stay tuned, thanks!

  • http://www.thetravelchica.com The Travel Chica

    “Farted with astonishment” is my new favorite phrase.

    Saigon looks delicious.

  • http://www.virgoitinerary.com chris

    jan ako mag bday.mag food trip ako.

  • http://www.sophiesworld.net Sophie’s World

    Heaps of tempting foodie pics here. Saigon is definitely on my list.

  • http://www.aviewtoathrill.net Renee

    Delicious food….did Monette bop you over the head for that comment? lol

  • http://fliptravels.com/ flip’n travels

    @Stephanie… the cuisine is really nice, we thought it will be bland but surprisingly ughh-mazing!
    @Chris… advance happy foodtripping birthday
    @sophie… it’s tempting, the actual thing is equally enticing too
    @renee… hahaha, she couldn’t coz she’s 3 hours flight away, but i bet she would when we see each other next month