How to enjoy a Paris vacation for P55,600?

Paris is the pinnacle of haut monde travel, the quintessential european escapade and the one single city with an unmistakable skyline.

Now, imagine walking on the same cobbled pavement that inspired Woody Allen and Lauren Weisberger while sashaying and whipping your p*ta red scarf at 25°C.

Now, picture all these happening  in the tune of 55 thousand pesos or roughly around $1,200.

Amazing, right?

Now, wake up and smell le café.

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Last week ABS CBN published an article in their website with a promising catch phrase “How to enjoy a Paris vacation for P55,600” and internet couldn’t help but get excited. Who wouldn’t? If more than 50% of Filipinos can easily give that amount to BIR as income tax for less than half a year, I bet we deserve a good reward like that mutha-packing trip to Paris.

Then I found out that P55,600, suggestively, should cover for the trip budget, city transportation, food, accommodation, pasalubong and return flights—Now wait a minute, what fuckery is this?

It was a stimulating read, I admit. But let us have a check and balance here.

Photo from ABS-CBN website

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FLIGHT

I am not sure which airline offers as low as P29,000 for MNL to CDG, because as far as I know, the cheapest flight to Paris used to be from AirAsia X, and they stopped flying early last year. When I scoured the internet last summer to book my flight to Charles de Gaulle airport, the cheapest that I found were from AirFrance/KLM (P50,000 or $1,200), Qatar Airlines (P45,000 or $1,100) and Malaysian Airline (P36,000 or $900). All four flights were from Singapore or Kuala Lumpur, not from Manila.

I checked just now and the cheapest that I have found was from Qatar airline for early December (Off peak season) travel period, from Kuala Lumpur it costs P40,000 or $900. Now add P10,000 on top of that (Average airfare for a budget airline from Manila to KL).

Seat sale maybe? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think long haul flights can actually go that low for their seat sale promos, which by the way, are as rare as straight guys in a gym club.

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MUSEUM PASS

A 4-day pass price is not P2,600 or €39 as the writer claims she paid, I remember paying €56 or P3,400 when I bought it from their official airport kiosk. Their official website confirmed it, CHECK IT HERE.

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HOTEL

According to the writer, she booked Hotel de l’Europe for four nights and paid P9,800 or $220. I checked booking.com but the cheapest dates for Hotel de l’Europe will be in May and it’s $20,000 or $460 for four nights. CHECK IT HERE.

Just for fun, I searched for the cheapest hotel in Paris available for the month of May and the only hotel I managed to find is Hipotel Paris Belleville and the reviews said it all. “Dirty, miserable and repulsive” “Don’t even dare staying here” according to previous guests. I bet this is one of those hotels with carpet-dwelling mutant organisms, dark hallways and stray tables occasionally high-fiving your balls.

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FOOD

P1,000 or €16 for four days? I was like, WHUUUT?!

A bottle of water from the vendo machine costs P100 or €1.50 (the cheapest is Evian if it’s any consolation), you can get a plain cheese baguette off the streets for €3. P1,000 food budget means you have to eat a cheese baguette only once daily for 4 days, which is so sad.

When you are in the heart of the city where a world class cuisine originated and bottles of fine wines popping every 20 seconds, surviving with €16 for four days will need saintly self control, stomach lining of a Jedi, zero self-pity potential and a lot of cup noodles in your luggage.

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Let’s do the math…

Flight (off-peak) : P50,000 or $1,110

Hotel : P20,000 or $440

Food (Realistic for 4 days) : P6,000 or $133

Travel insurance / Visa Fee : P4,800 or $106

Metro Ticket (Carnet) + Airport transfer : P1,800 or $40

Museum pass (4 days) : $3,400 or $75

Pasalubong, sim card and others (as itemized in the article) : P6,600 or $146

Philippine travel tax + Airport tax : P2,280

Total : P94,880 or $2,112

 

paris sketch

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I applaud the girl who wrote the article for making it to what most of us would consider the trip of a lifetime with P55,600 in her pocket. You go girl! #BigyanNgJacket

Again I am in no position to say how one should travel nor nullify the truth in a story told. Because people will travel the way they want to travel, be it luxuriously grand, within realistic budget, occasional splurging, on a shoestring to a she-should’ve-just-stayed-in-the-airport penny-pinching. You can even blow job your way across Europe, for all we care.

One may enjoy Paris through its rich culture or food, some may do designer label shopping and wrestle with a crowd of Asians in Champs-Élysées, but others may want to experience the city the Princess Sara cum Les Miserables way. I respect that. To each his own.

But if you will ask about my budget this particular trip? I’d say, since I will be putting so much effort and time to fly halfway across the globe, I would definitely save some more money and make sure to at least enjoy the city for what it is and what it offers.

Le tour de poor? No thanks.


  • http://fliptravels.com/ flip’n travels

    SAME! Apir. First thing in the morning, check agad san mural byahe LOL

  • http://flipntravels.wordpress.com flipntravels

    SAME! Apir. First thing in the morning, check agad san mura byahe LOL

  • neeenaaa
  • Guest

    i found this article helpful in presenting a different view of travelling to europe but i wish you didn’t diss so much on the 55k paris trip.. not everyone is gung ho on eating “authentic” paris food in restos and what-have-you..and actually going on a budget trip w/o the luxuries you think you need to experience the “true” paris does not make it a “para-masabi-lang-na-naka-paris” kind of trip.. i think you could have criticized the 55k paris trip in a less-derogatory manner… nakaka-sad lang na a fellow filipino would be the first to be dismissive of a kababayan’s hard-earned trip to paris just because you would like to tell yourself na going there on such a measly budget is not a good experience by your standards.. still, to each his own.. live long and prosper. :)

  • http://flipntravels.wordpress.com flipntravels

    Hi there, thanks for leaving a comment and I respect your opinion. Cheers!

  • neeenaaa

    Found cheap fares for Manila-Paris-Manila! For anyone who wants to travel Europe during their summer season, these are pretty good deals! :)

  • neeenaaa

    We scored Manila-Paris-Manila flights for less than USD 700.
    https://thirdworldpassport.wordpress.com/2014/08/09/flying-with-saudia-airlines-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/

    But flying with Saudi Airlines was another story entirely. 😛

  • Raine Musngi

    I ate baguettes, yes, and food from the corner
    stores, some Chinese viands with rice, others like convenience stores
    for coffee and pasta or sandwiches. I stayed away from McDonald’s and
    mainstream places (including Paris Disney). I
    can’t lie about such a thing. What reason would I have to? Even for light features, as a journalist. And if you’re a Mom, you would know what kind of a guilt trip it is to indulge in yourself. I assure you I have
    receipts of everything, still do. I’m sure even the credit card company does. In
    fact, other people have messaged me that they have been able to go to
    Paris cheaper, as a group, or off-season. It was just amazing timing, I
    guess. For weeks after the article, I was still posting prices of Paris trips via Saudia and one other Chinese airline for nearly the same airfare. For the Museum Pass, the price was cheaper at the airport’s tourism office. Certainly, in such a tourist destination as Paris, how could anyone not enjoy more, right? And as I declared, if you all read it well, “Other things like the special hot chocolate and coffees from landmarks,
    books, French chef’s dinner, special toys and trinkets, are luxuries on
    which I felt I could splurge just a little bit more” than the P55,000. The article is a rundown of an actual experience, the trip the product of lots of research, months of checking online and consultation with many friends, not a one-time scan. Now for those of you here who have been to Paris, you know how magical it can be and how you would be tempted to just splurge. But for those of you who just wanna get there and survive (mind you, on authentic French baguettes and crepes, not Lucky Me in my maleta) and bring some proof you were there, more than just pictures, then you can either let this article here stop you from even considering Paris for less than P100,000 for the trip, or you could activate your dream and at least let the information (which is the purpose of the article) empower you to ask “What if I could go to Paris?” Cheers!

  • http://flipntravels.wordpress.com flipntravels

    Hi Raine. First, I would like to thank you for the comment and congratulate you for the trip. I understand the purpose of the article is to inspire and empower travelers, and that’s exactly what happened. Di naman mag viral yon kung hindi, diba?

    Like what I said in this post, I am in no position to say how one should travel nor nullify the truth in a story told. Because people will travel the way they want to travel. The point of this article is more like checks and balances, the ego principle, a more realistic approach, because that’s how we choose to travel. And I’m not saying we are better travelers than those who choose the less expensive route, no. Because we have to respect each other on that.

    In short, P55,600 is yours and $94,880 is mine, and that’s perfectly fine. You inspire, we preempt, now we can let the readers choose and balance things out. We may be opposing in principles but again I am a strong believer that travel should not be ranked as to who spent less or who experienced more, because travel is not a contest.

    Let’s just yin-yang this shit, shall we? 😉

    Allow me to thank you for the inspiring article that you posted. Cheers to more travels (on a shoestring or otherwise)! ~Ron

  • Ramsay

    BULLSHIT

  • Ramsay

    BULLSHIT!

  • neeenaaa