one short day (Part 2)

After our anticlimactic Muay Thai momentus-interruptus and we finally convinced ourselves that watching two amateur fighters throwing bravado on each other is too high a price, we headed of the most beaten path in Bangkok.

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Upon entrance in the grand palace, Monette rented a mothball smelling cover-up. Apparently, we were entering the most sacred temple in Bangkok and her tank top was too revealing that monks may get an unwanted wood works.

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It was mid-day and it seemed like clouds were not so popular in Thailand. It was too hot it can make straight hair curl, and gay men straight. Despite that, we still tried savoring every single minute inside the temple complex. After an hour, we barely moved and we were still within 20 meters away from the entrance.

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bangkok9kinnorns (a mythological creature, half bird, half man) adorning prasat phra debidorn

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It was uncomfortably hot to sketch and taking photos was a painful effort. There were lots of tourists loitering the complex and so the numerous distractions were hovering us unstoppably. So we just sat, looked around, watched tourists, stared blankly in front of a Chedi.

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Temples of Wat Phra Kaew are actually… well they’re… pretty… and… sorry I’m short of words to say. Just like the over-used break-up excuse, I would sincerely say–It’s not the place, it’s me!I may have to blame the route that we took, because Siem Reap is definitely a hard act to follow. Wrong order of destination.

Siem Reap temples invoke unexplainable emotions. You stand there and you feel that you are standing in the presence of something great and magnificent and ancient. You feel one with the environment. Temples in Bangkok are nice, don’t get us wrong. The intricate designs, wonderful carvings, detailed paintings and tedious mosaics are all pleasing to the eye. It’s just that seeing them within the city with all the other buildings takes away the spiritual essence of such religious edifices. They’re just… buildings…

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The comatose-inducing boredom was broken when another tourist approached us, telling us we better hurry because the complex will close in an hour.

“What the F*ck!? How come the lady in the ticket booth didn’t tell us that the king and queen of Malaysia were in town and that they will be closing the palace!”

Unbelievable! That meant we barely had an hour to explore the 218,000 sqm complex. GREAT!

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bangkok13notice our pictures from hereon… fake smiles or no smiles at all…

We tried demanding for a refund, but what’s the point of arguing if the one whom you’re talking to cannot even conjugate a clear message.

ME: “we want a refund, we just bought the ticket an hour ago”
Ticket Lady: “Yes?”
ME: “we want a refund, you didn’t tell us that you will be closing at 1:00 PM”
Ticket Lady: “No, ticket not wasted, can go to Vimanmek”
ME: “But we haven’t seen 80% of the Grand Palace!”
Ticket Lady: “yes?”
ME: “NAK NG TOKWA NAMAN ‘TEH O!”

We gave up the hopeless battle and asked what gate we’re suppose to exit. They unanimously pointed us towards the other end of the square. So we walked under the scorching sun and reached the other end of the enclosure wall just to find out—they sent us to the WASH ROOM!

After 30 minutes of trying to find the exit, we found ourselves outside the walls of the Grand Palace, just in time for the arrival of the entourage of the king and queen of Malaysia. We decided to leave the scene before our schizophrenic selves ran amok because of the harsh deprivation. And no, this was not the last of the mishaps we encountered that day.

So… why don’t we continue the story… in the next entry…

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  • http://www.lechuaphotography.com lechua

    hi guys, sorry to here ur visit to the palace was cut short… they really should have told u guys about the 1pm closure! the temples in bkk and siem reap indeed have a very different atmosphere that u guys pointed out… the grand palace beauty comes more from the shimmering gold plated monuments.

  • flip'n travels

    oh well, we might just visit the Palace next time (but that’s probably not in the near future.) TRUE! the temples of Bkk is too urban, you can feel the world moving around you so you are compelled to move faster, thus missing the chance to savour the culture of the place.

    Ron

  • http://www.nomadicpinoy.com The Nomadic Pinoy

    Is the mothball-scent supposed to cover-up another female visitor’s sweaty stench? Ewww!

  • flip'n travels

    hahaha.. now it made sense why they put the mothballs, it has a purpose afterall… 😉

  • http://www.travelfeeder.com Cecil Lee

    Seas of gold and blue sky! Nice photos. No doubt Bangkok is extremely hot now but I think KL is even worse! I’m sweating while writing this comment… :)

  • flip'n travels

    Hi Cecil…

    thanks! :-)
    yes it’s starting to get warmer each day, i believe we are entering a loooong summer this year. So we can expect a scorching weather, specially in this reagion. Whew! So Prep-up the sun block and bottles of water when hitting the road! Cheers!

  • http://iampatet.wordpress.com/ Patet

    Hi Wolf,remember me my friend? I’m glad you have a blog on WordPress now. Your site has been linked to my personal blog. It is live on the Blogroll @ http://iampatet.wordpress.com/

  • flip'n travels

    Hi Patet!!!
    been quite a while… na miss kita pre! hehehe
    i’m gonna check out ur wordpress regularly, i need to reconnect! 😉

    ron (wolf)